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“You won't stab me in the belly when I'm pregnant,” she added. “I know you won't. I can see it in your eyes.” Miriam stared at her, before letting out a faint sigh. “You're right, Eve,” she said finally. “I'm not going to stab you in the belly.” “Thank you,” Eve sobbed. “Thank you so much.” “I'm going to stab you in the kidneys.” Eve opened her mouth, but in that moment Miriam sliced the blade straight into one side of her abdomen and twisted hard.”
― Amy Cross, How to Make a Ghost

“Then I could imagine the Yelp review that would come afterward: “One star: Eckhart Investigations encouraged my daughter to practice black magic and worship Satan!”
― J.L. Bryan, Ellie Jordan, Ghost Trapper Trilogy