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“My kids love going to movies, and I enjoy taking naps during those movies. Sure, I’m not thrilled to pay twelve dollars to take a nap, yet it always seems worth it. I’m not even concerned that I’m missing the film, because I know I’ll have another dozen times to see it at home when my kids watch it on Netflix or force me to buy it on iTunes for a thousand dollars.”
― Dad Is Fat
― Dad Is Fat
“Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy.”
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― Dad Is Fat
“Someone once said that toddlers and grandparents get along so well because they have a common enemy. You.”
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
“Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.”
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― Dad Is Fat
“Toddlers don't like to eat from their own plates. It's far too predictable. They much prefer raining on your own food parade by picking at your meal. When toddlers do this, it's their way of saying, "Motherfucker, I own you." If you've never tried to enjoy food while having a dirty, chubby toddler hand that has probably recently been up her butt reach onto your plate and pull off your last slice of bacon, you're living the dream.”
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
― Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
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