Ian

“You took something from the King," I said.
"Did I?" the dragon growled. "And what might that be?"
"You know."
"Say it."
"The Prince."
"Ah," the dragon said. "I'm sorry, but your prince is in another castle."
"What?" I was confused. What other castle?
It sighed. "You young people today. Never respecting the classics.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Certain persons told him that he was mad; but that was not looked upon as a very serious defect.”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The House of the Dead

“Another fairy flew up, carrying a spear and wearing a helmet and not much else. I thought about asking why he had armor on his head and not his balls, but I didn’t think that was proper etiquette while being held prisoner by the Dark Woods fairies.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Because you love me,” I said, sounding smug.
“More like you grew on me,” he said. “Like fungus.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart