Erlend Alvestad

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”
― Bob Monkhouse, Crying With Laughter: My Life Story

“There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

“I know you're right. I'm just low, and when I'm low I talk like a fool.”
― Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises

“It's hard for me to believe that people who read very little (or not at all in some cases) should presume to write and expect people to like what they have written.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft