Mathew Walls

“Some of my best friends are women,' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.”
― Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point that Thing at Me

“What do you actually do in a cross-country run? ... I wonder too if there’s a back-up vehicle, some support staff who tail-gun the runners, just in case you fall into a puddle or a ditch and lie there overwhelmed with the pointlessness of it all”
― Cate Kennedy, Like a House on Fire

“I went to the doctor to get a sonogram. I'm not pregnant, I just like to take a look once in a while; see what's going on in there.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“They pressed their pelvises together until Angel’s hardness found her furry softness. Later, delicious with exhaustion, they fell into a deep sleep in each other's arms.”
― Carl H. Yaeger, The Cult Crushers