Wendy

“A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough. —Francis Brown”
― Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon

“Sorry... I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn”
― Seanan McGuire, Chimes at Midnight

“He ... boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to slide away and become a sideburn or something more fashionable.”
― Gail Carriger, Etiquette & Espionage

“A lady’s success will so often be looked on with dark suspicion, while a dude’s success is looked on as his due.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan