Sarah

“I tend to save my mindless screaming for Tuesdays,”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Also there are bears.”
― T. Kingfisher, What Feasts at Night

“Toxic men have this very clever trick," she said with the bitterness of experience. "They excuse their bad behavior by telling you their vulnerabilities. Because it's hard to get emotional confessions out of men, we feel flattered that they confide in us, and because we're natural caretakers, we want to help them. So we forgive and excuse away behavior because it's a symptom of our loved one's emotional damage." She gestured at a vine. "So they wind themselves around us, getting their hooks into our bark, and we flatter ourselves that they would collapse without us. And they slowly take us over.”
― Sarah Hawley

“She was no kind of beauty, she knew, but she had good thick hair and a decent set of tits, and when presented to an audience generously inclined toward thickly behaired and generously betitted gulls, she'd been told that she could charm the fleas out of a mattress.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry