Sarah

“Paying one's condolences sounds well and good in theory, but in practice you have to walk up to a stranger and effectively say, "Ah, yes, that person you loved so much? Remember how that died horribly? So sorry about that.”
― T. Kingfisher, What Feasts at Night

“She was no kind of beauty, she knew, but she had good thick hair and a decent set of tits, and when presented to an audience generously inclined toward thickly behaired and generously betitted gulls, she'd been told that she could charm the fleas out of a mattress.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“Essentially, she ought to do none of the things toward which she was naturally inclined, and do all of the things she thought were a real pain in the tits.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“You leave my father out of this; you don’t know what he’s been through!” Without missing a beat, Usha opened the window and shouted, “Coke! He’s been through a lot of coke!”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon