Jenna

“Mr. Bennett hugs me back, not pushing me away even as I cling to him. The hug lasts far longer than I intended it to, but I don’t want to let go of him, and he doesn’t seem to mind either. But then something firm pokes me in the leg. Like a roll of toilet paper. Oh my God. Is that…? I leap away from my teacher, horrified. I had hoped maybe I was mistaken, but when my eyes drop, I can see the telltale bulge in Mr. Bennett’s pants. From the look on his face, he realizes exactly what has happened, and he looks completely mortified.”
― Freida McFadden, The Teacher

“prefer solitary activities and I hate when solitary activities turn into group activities. I definitely consider studying a solitary activity.”
― Freida McFadden, Suicide Med

“Great. I’m such a fatass that I ate my twin brother.”
― Freida McFadden, Suicide Med

“were a cat, I would have peed on him, but since I’m a human, I plant a kiss on his lips that is markedly steamier than our usual three kisses per day.”
― Freida McFadden, The Teacher