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“If it were not for the thicket— RAPUNZEL’S PRINCE:                   A thicket’s no trick.                   Is it thick? CINDERELLA’S PRINCE:                   It’s the thickest. RAPUNZEL’S PRINCE:                   The quickest                   Is pick it                   Apart with a stick— CINDERELLA’S PRINCE:                   Yes, but even one prick—                   It’s my thing about blood. RAPUNZEL’S PRINCE:                   Well, it’s sick! CINDERELLA’S PRINCE:                   It’s no sicker                   Than your thing with dwarves. RAPUNZEL’S PRINCE:                   Dwarfs. CINDERELLA’S PRINCE:                   Dwarfs . . . RAPUNZEL’S PRINCE:                   Dwarfs are very upsetting. BOTH:                   Not forgetting                   The tasks unachievable,                   Mountains unscalable—                   If it’s conceivable                   But unavailable,                   Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah—                   Agony!”
― James Lapine Stephen Sondheim, Into the Woods

“I’ve seen men die because they were sure that what should not happen, would not.”
― Robert Jordan, The Eye of the World

“If you like a thing, and only one place in town serves that thing, you’re going to be pretty excited by that thing, regardless of quality.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

“I’m not afraid,” she declared, and she wasn’t. She was angry, which is the more productive cousin of fear.”
― Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale