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“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!”
“SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?”
“Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“Kissing someone opens up your soul to theirs, lets you taste their essence in a way that just doesn't come across with sex.”
― C.M. Stunich, Havoc at Prescott High

“I don’t have a cell. I’m philosophically opposed to technology that can stalk me.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Savage Hearts

“He saw Shade’s eyes laughing at him when he caught sight of the whip coiled in her hand.
“Is that a whip?” Calder muttered to Stud.
“Looks like it.”
“What’s she doing with a whip?”
“With Crazy Bitch, I’d say she’s planning on using it on someone.”
“Not unless she’s planning on skinning them alive,” Shade remarked”
― Jamie Begley, Crazy B!tch