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“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“New achievement! War Criminal. You have killed more than 20 non-combatants in a single attack! Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“All it takes is a little seed, my mom had said that day as we planted the trees. Just little seeds here and there, and soon enough you have a forest.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“To whom do mad gods pray? Englishmen?”
― I, Q
― I, Q
“So help me god,” I said. “I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
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