Bookworm

“Is this place outside?” “Sadly, yes, but it’s right outside the kitchen door. Not far.” “Do I have to wear pants?” “Afraid that’s also a yes.”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Fae Coin Transported Me Into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden

“My brain felt like it was going to explode, and for once none of my training was of any use. In all of the subjects I’d been taught, “What To Do If A Vampire Says He Fancies You” was never covered.”
― K.M. Shea, The Order of Blood and Ruin

“Tan extended his hands like he was summoning something from on high. “Behold—! Wait. Wait, I can’t find it. I can’t find my last fuck. Nope, I’m good with burning down the forest.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 2

“First, though, I had to get past the guards. Who were eyeing me nervously. I jerked a thumb to indicate the palace that was half sinking into bedrock. “I did that to a building. You really want to try me?”
― A.J. Sherwood, A Fae Coin Transported Me Into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden