Dawn

“We cannot, of course, physically harm the President of the United States, but it is not illegal to lead him into a bramble, some uneven pavement, rocky terrain. Let your deteriorating roads, bridges, and public schools work for us.”
― Maria Bamford, Weakness is the Brand

“I trouble men. They do not trouble me.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Somewhat Wicked Witch of Brigandale

“A muffin is a cake for women who apologize too often and men who lack the courage of their convictions. A muffin is a cake that feels ashamed of its own nature.”
― C.M. Waggoner

“Life really hasn't been very fair to you, Pete. I'm sorry about that."
"Mom says life isn't fair, and that's all there is to it."
"Your mom says that to justify the fact that *she* isn't being fair to *you*," Mrs. Grace said calmly. "which is mostly what people mean when they say life isn't fair. It isn't, which is why people should endeavour to be *more* fair to one another, not less.”
― Kate Quinn, The Briar Club