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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
― George Burns

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.”
― Confucious

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It