Natalia

“I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.”
― Laurie Halse Anderson, Twisted

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”
― Dean Koontz

“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien