Trike

“Villains were never morning people. They had to stay sharp for midnight plotting.”
― Sarah Rees Brennan, Long Live Evil

“Am I really the only person concerned about the severed head situation in this city?" said Stephen. "Really?”
― T. Kingfisher, Paladin's Grace

“I honestly think someone invented the time machine just so they could go grab a burger when the urge took them. Anyway, turns out saving the planet by eating soy was a bit of a non-starter given how we destroyed the entirety of history, but it was a good idea at the time.”
― Adrian Tchaikovsky, One Day All This Will Be Yours

“And even if I met a fellow agent who seemed to jibe with me, no guarantee they’d be the same when I rendezvoused with them later and/or earlier (let me tell you, it’s frankly embarrassing to clap your fellow time warrior on the shoulder only to find that, from their perspective, it’s before the pair of you ever met and then they’re trying to stick a gun up your nose and… take it from me, it’s a real faux pas; the social anxiety alone was enough to justify burning it all down).”
― Adrian Tchaikovsky, One Day All This Will Be Yours