Phillip Bost

“giving myself enough room to center myself and then quickly transform into a handsome helicopter.”
― Chuck Tingle, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

“Mr. Suttree it is our understanding that at curfew rightly decreed by law and in that hour wherein night draws to its proper close and the new day commences and contrary to conduct befitting a person of your station you betook yourself to various low places within the shire of McAnally and there did squander several ensuing years in the company of thieves, derelicts, miscreants, pariahs, poltroons, spalpeens, curmudgeons, clotpolls, murderers, gamblers, bawds, whores, trulls, brigands, topers, tosspots, sots and archsots, lobcocks, smellsmocks, runagates, rakes, and other assorted and felonious debauchees.

I was drunk, cried Suttree.”
― Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

“it is better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one.”
― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, The Whale

“As time passed the political climate changed greatly.  People started to completely forget about borderlines of sexuality, instead turning their attention to the differences between humans and unicorns.”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad