Daniel Alders

“The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.”
― Douglas Wilson

“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline

“Education is the process of selling someone on books. ”
― Douglas Wilson

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard