Beks

“At least the thing didn’t immediately try to kill me.”
“Don’t get too comfortable. It could be playing a long game.”
― isthisselfcare, Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

“Granger answered, If only illegal extension charms were the worst of my sins. No, responded Draco, I know the real extent of your depravity. She anticipated him. I see that the library visit will haunt me.”
― isthisselfcare, Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

“Draco, being a clumsy sort of wizard, accidentally dismantled all of the tomb’s wards, and tripped over, and pushed off the enormous marble slab that covered the grave. Then the Elder Wand fell, quite by chance, into Granger’s hand, and she, out of sheer ineptitude, created a perfect duplicate of it, and, by absolute happenstance, dropped the duplicate into the tomb, and they left with the Elder Wand in her pocket without noticing that it had fallen in.”
― isthisselfcare, Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

“Yes, Tonks. She broke her neck falling down a hill. I thrusted into her a bit too hard. Yes, she's dead. Please return my body to my mother in the fewest pieces possible.”
― isthisselfcare, Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love