Tiffany

“I love going to the grocery store. For me it’s like going to an art museum of food I’ve eaten.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story

“When you love someone with your whole heart, there’s nothing you won’t do to keep them safe and comfortable. It’s not a sacrifice and it’s not a burden; it’s a natural instinct.”
― Shane Burcaw, Strangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse

“Whenever Domino’s introduces a new product, there’s always a part of me that thinks, I don’t know if you guys have mastered the pizza yet.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story

“I’m occasionally in charge of feeding a gaggle of small children. “Okay, for lunch here are your options: you can have hot dogs, popcorn, or cold hot dogs.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story