Annabel

“Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be.

Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, 'Hey, is that only six donuts?' would betray their donut experience. It's not great for your career to be known as the person who can spot the difference between six and seven donuts at a glance.”
― Max Barry, Company

“Today, Mr. Darcy is a vampire.”
― Orson Scott Card

“The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.”
― Larry Niven, Ringworld

“There's no requirement that jobs be meaningful. If there was, half the country would be unemployed.”
― Max Barry, Company