Emily

“I barely knew I had skin before I met you.”
― Sarah Waters, The Paying Guests

“One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn’t have no head“ Lula Finger Lickin 15”
― Janet Evanovich, Finger Lickin' Fifteen

“Look at that skirt," my mother said when she opened the door to me. "It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything."

"It's two inches above my knee. It’s not that short.”
― Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

“As time passed the political climate changed greatly.  People started to completely forget about borderlines of sexuality, instead turning their attention to the differences between humans and unicorns.”
― Chuck Tingle, Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad