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“Go to the sea hell, you robotic tyrant!” I shouted. “I’m just trying to buy some freaking nut-free vitamin corn for my human!”
― C.N. Crawford, Dark King

“I had twenty-four quid and seventeen pence left to my name. I’d have to see exactly how far that would get me in Tesco.”
― C.N. Crawford, Dark King

“How immensely human to be scared of bumblebees and ghosts while speeding around in flaming death machines all day like it was nothing.”
― C.N. Crawford, Dark King

“And do you know what they say about people who make assumptions? You make an ass of you and … umptions.” I’d butchered the saying, and I tried to clear my throat. “Which is a valid human expression.”
― C.N. Crawford, Dark King