Arch Stanton

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“there was no crime in unconscious plagiarism; that I committed it everyday, that he committed it everyday, that every man alive on earth who writes or speaks commits it every day and not merely once or twice but every time he open his mouth… there is nothing of our own in it except some slight change born of our temperament, character, environment, teachings and associations”
― Mark Twain

“Our imagination flies -- we are its shadow on the earth.”
― Vladimir Nabokov

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin