Gaurav Kulkarni

“Mahatma Gandhi   Patricia Van Winkle:  I understand you were a passionate vegetarian.   Mahatma Gandhi:  Being an Indian and vegetarian is not a big a deal.  There must be a gazillion of us.  Of course most of us have a loving respect for all animals.  And many of us believe in reincarnation.  You never know -- that cow I see on the street could have been my Grandma Nana in another lifetime.  So when I saw someone eating meat, I’d get extremely pissed off and just want to punch their lights out.  Then I’d tell myself “Chill, Mohandas.  You’re supposed to be a non-violent pacifist.”
― Jim Tilberry, Revenge of the Vegetarian: A Humorous Spin on the World of Vegetarianism

“A man is happiest with a girl who reads books.” —”
― Zan Perrion, The Alabaster Girl

“Think in the morning, act in the noon, read in the evening, and sleep at night.” —William Blake”
― Anonymous

“A young musician asked Mozart, ‘Herr Mozart, it has been suggested to me that I write a symphony. Would you be good enough to tell me how to go about it?’ Mozart thought for a moment and gently suggested, ‘You are still too young to write symphonies. Why not try ballads first?’ ‘You wrote symphonies when you were ten years old,’ argued the young man indignantly. ‘Ah, yes, but I didn’t ask how,’ replied Mozart.”
― Ashwin Sanghi, 13 Steps to Bloody Good Luck