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“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
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“Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.”
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“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
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“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”
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“You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.”
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Evan’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Evan’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
997 books
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208 friends
246 books
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117 friends
59 books
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171 friends
125 books
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151 friends
1,401 books
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121 friends
292 books
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150 friends
1,304 books
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78 friends
77 books
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139 friends
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