Evan Klein

“Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.”
― Steven Wright

“She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just takes time. ”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.”
― Steven Wright

“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”
― Steven Wright