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“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”
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“They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.”
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“I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.”
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“All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.”
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“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'”
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Evan’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Evan’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
997 books
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208 friends
246 books
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117 friends
59 books
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171 friends
125 books
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151 friends
1,401 books
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121 friends
292 books
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150 friends
1,304 books
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78 friends
77 books
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139 friends
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