Alison

“Even if I wasn’t so annoying, I’d always been shunned because of what I packed up in the old noggin. I had a totally deserved reputation for being a brain and an attitude. That’s why I went to a school so far from home, to get away from all the people I’d pissed off just by opening my big mouth.”
― D.R. Perry, Bearly Awake

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Don’t go praying so damn hard if you don’t want it answered.”
― Amelia Faulkner, Jack of Thorns

“I don’t smoke because I care about my health, kid.”
― E.A. Copen, Shadows over Hemlock