Alison

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett

“I might have just shoveled my way through three raspberry glazed donuts, and I'm not even a little guilty about it, but my stomach now feels so bloated that I feel like I need to unbutton my jeans.”
― Sloane Murphy, A Crown of Blood and Bone

“Don’t go praying so damn hard if you don’t want it answered.”
― Amelia Faulkner, Jack of Thorns

“I don’t smoke because I care about my health, kid.”
― E.A. Copen, Shadows over Hemlock