Jonah Wolff

“Lorne is truly a paradox. Half parade, half ox.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“Ethically speaking, Yankees players and fans deserve an excessive amount of anger. It's the only exception Aristotle allows for. Don't try to look it up in the Ethics; it's in a different book. I forget which one, but it's in one of them. He also says it's bad to root for the Dallas Cowboys.”
― Michael Schur, How to Be Perfect: The Correct Answer to Every Moral Question

“Earlier that day, Bobi Wine, a Ugandan musician and nearly successful presidential candidate—or maybe, if the votes had been counted correctly, a genuinely successful one—spoke to the group. He argued against the use of the word "opposition." No, he argued, we are not an opposition; we are an option, a better option.”
― Anne Applebaum, Autocracy, Inc.: The Dictators Who Want to Run the World

“Perpetually on-the-go New Jerseyans are a highly declarative people who speak very clearly, and with our hands.”
― Kal Penn, You Can’t Be Serious