Ovidiu Pescar

“First she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but it cost a lot of money, so she tried Buddhism and yoga, and those didn’t work, so she started drinking. I think that helped, because she’s still drinking.”
― John Sandford, Buried Prey

“They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident.”
― John Sandford, Storm Prey

“One day you will wake up & there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now.”
― Paulo Coelho

“When any worthwhile thing is done in the world, it's usually done by somebody weird.”
― John Sandford, Outrage