Marvin

“You and everyone you know are going to be dead soon. And in the short amount of time between here and there, you have a limited amount of fucks to give. Very few, in fact. And if you go around giving a fuck about everything and everyone without conscious thought or choice—well, then you’re going to get fucked.”
― Mark Manson, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life

“We thought we had elevated animal behavior to an art form. But then we met Ozzy.”
― Tommy Lee, The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band

“It is better to ask for forgiveness then permission.”
― Tucker Max

“If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell