Boopity

“People believe what fits their worldview without challenge most of the time, no matter the facts in front of their faces.”
― Michael Anderle, It's Hell to Choose

“Whatever I paid before I was a sperm, Lord,” he said under his breath, “I want it back. Every cent, or I’m reporting your ass to the Better Business Bureau. I was promised much that I did not receive. The marketing was deceptive. I am not completely satisfied. I would like a full refund and a personal apology from the maitre d’. And a free calendar. Not a shitty one. One with naked girls on it.”
― Johnny B. Truant, Fat Vampire

“I’m tired of men who don’t know what they’re doing. So, kiss me first. If you don’t know how to fuck me with your mouth, then you won’t know how to use your dick, either.”
― H.D. Carlton, Does It Hurt?

“Sometimes love is a cool wave lapping against hot sand and sometimes it’s a strike of lightning raising the fine hairs tickling yer knackers.”
― Auburn Tempest, Chronicles of an Urban Druid Omnibus