“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate
“Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any time. It's one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any time. It's one of my finer qualities. Some might say my finest.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving this shit.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
“Oh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.”
― Sh*t My Dad Says
― Sh*t My Dad Says
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