“My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.”
― True Love, the Sphinx, and Other Unsolvable Riddles: A Comedy in Four Voices
― True Love, the Sphinx, and Other Unsolvable Riddles: A Comedy in Four Voices
“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron’s Don Juan was par for the course.”
― Sex, Lies and Litigation
― Sex, Lies and Litigation
“I’ve got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?”
― Latest Accessory
― Latest Accessory
“Never take drugs before Marmalade”
― Sex, Lies and Litigation
― Sex, Lies and Litigation
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.”
― Making the A-list
― Making the A-list
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