Nils Lorvick
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“RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! THERE’S A FUCKING SQUIRREL OUTSIDE! A FUCKING USELESS SQUIRREL! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN AND FORCE-FEED IT TO YOUR CHILDREN YOU AMPLE-BALLED FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND MY FAMILY!”
― I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are
― I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are
“It has come to our attention that you recently created a dream in which you were waiting in line for a sandwich, and that this was the whole dream.”
― Little Weirds
― Little Weirds
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