Fiannawolf

“Oh my God you’re right! What was I thinking? I completely forgot about that. Maybe it went to that building to look at it before it bought it. That being the case I think we should all definitely go straight to First Bank where we can congratulate it on its wonderful taste in architecture." Atalanta said.”
― Jonathan Bergeron, Android Hunters

“If you are wondering why the planet is getting bigger, I’m sure it’s going to hit you any second.” - Ruth Valencia”
― J. Stone, The Displaced Planet

“Grunthor’s hand came to rest on her back as she teetered on her fibrous perch. She was almost on eye level with him, and within those amber eyes, remarkable in their humanity above the rest of the monstrous face, there was a distinct look of sympathy. “The door is gone, miss; Oi’m sorry. We ’ave to press on, we can’t go back.” Rhapsody whirled around and glared down at Achmed, her eyes blazing green in the light of the torch. “What do you mean, we can’t go back? We have to go back—you have to let me out.”
― Elizabeth Haydon, The Symphony of Ages: The Complete Series

“Sir, I was just thinking, there isn’t much eating on a hamster, to begin with? I mean, they’re kind of small?” Suppressed laughter rocked the room. Shyaka waited it out. He pointed at the picture of a hamster on the screen behind him. It was blown up to the size of a collie. “This picture is life-sized.”
― Felix R. Savage, Crapkiller