Dafny

“I’m sorry, did you just say your boyfriend ditched you to go shoe shopping?” my mom asks her.

Charlotte sighs and crosses her arms in front of her. “He didn’t ditch me. I told him he could go because I was tired.”

“You don’t really mean shoe shopping right? You meant to say shopping for sports equipment or a new surround sound system, right?” Aunt Liz asks.

“He told us his favorite book of all time was Under the Rainbow: The Real Liza Minnelli. I’m pretty sure shoe shopping would be right up his alley,” Mom reminds her.

“Has Rocco gotten the memo yet that he’s gay?” Aunt Liz questions her.

Tyler starts laughing hysterically and reaches his hand up to fist-bump my aunt.

“Seriously, Mom? Are you judging him? That’s really low,” Charlotte complains.

“I’m not judging him. Some of the best people I’ve ever met are gay. I just don’t particularly want my daughter dating someone who’s gay.”

Charlotte stomps her foot and growls at Liz, and I have to tell myself not to get too excited. I love seeing her get fired up. Her cheeks turn pink and her eyes sparkle. Now is NOT the time to get a boner.

“He is NOT gay! He’s just … he’s in touch with his feminine side.”

Tyler snorts and Charlotte shoots an angry look in his direction.

“Honey, he doesn’t have a feminine side. He has a vagina,” Aunt Liz informs her.”
― Tara Sivec, Love and Lists

“Your father and Nikita. Man likes to live dangerously.” Faith”
― Nalini Singh, Allegiance of Honor

“In a weird way, he no longer found the share circle so annoying. Well, he still found them annoying, but it was more of a familiar, low-grade annoyance, now. Almost like they were his annoyances.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad

“So that’s when the witch somehow pulled off her own restraint and flung herself at me like a beautiful and deadly panther. I think she’d seen my stupid clipboard and realized that I’d been writing down sordid lies about her mental state. I’m very jealous of her, you see, and use my middle management position…”
― Cassandra Gannon, Wicked Ugly Bad