Lizzie

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

“There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Faking It