Cass

“LJS: rrr! K? lol!
JIM: :( ! :)”
― Lane Smith, It's a Book

“Beautifully indeed! But she does everything well. Have you seen her peel a banana? It is like listening to a symphony.”
― Ben H. Winters, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

“Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on one's own was beyond the pale.”
― Steve Hockensmith, Dawn of the Dreadfuls

“Lady Middleton piqued herself upon the elegance and extravagance of her table, and all her domestic arrangements; she loved to surprise English visitors with displays of hospitality native to her homeland, such as flavouring her soups with monkey urine and not telling anyone she had done so until the bowl had been drained.”
― Ben H. Winters, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters