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“Ser Arnold,”
― Mark Mulle, The Carnival of Doom (Book 1): The Angry Ghost

“Kolbert put away his sword and . . . . . . from his inventory, retrieved . . . . . . an enchanted golden shovel.”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“Hey guys!” Hey Boom. “Oooh, is this the introduction?” Yes. Now clear off. You’re in the spotlight. “Oh come on! I wanna be in the story too.” “Clear off Boom! Leave this part to the famous people.” “Famous? Are you kidding? There is no one more famous than the mighty Dr. Boom!” Dude, it’s been what, four books since we last saw you? Our first readers have probably died from old age by now. “LET ME HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT!” NEVER! ON WITH THE STORY! “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“Oh, gods—bacon! I promised myself that once I achieved immortality again, I would assemble the Nine Muses and together we would create an ode, a hymnal to the power of bacon, which would move the heavens to tears and cause rapture across the universe.
Bacon is good.
Yes—that may be the title of the song: “Bacon Is Good.”
― Rick Riordan