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“If you turn lights on and off often in an attempt to save electricity, it uses more electricity than leaving it on. The idea behind this misconception is that most of the electricity is used in turning on the light. But this is untrue. It’s like believing turning a car on and off over and over again will use up more fuel than travelling hundreds of miles.”
― James Egan, The Mega Misconception Book

“Toilets flush the opposite way in the Southern Hemisphere because of the Coriolis force. The Coriolis force only applies to huge forces of water or wind like a hurricane or whirlpool. A toilet is too small to be affected.”
― James Egan, The Mega Misconception Book

“When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing.”
― Pigman Steve, MINECRAFT: Ultimate Minecraft Memes & Jokes - Minecraft Jokes, Minecraft Memes, Minecraft Jokes for Kids: Minecraft Jokes, Minecraft Memes, Minecraft jokes ... Unofficial, Minecraft For Beginners 2)

“hard. So”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt: The Ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's Diary - An unofficial FNAF book