Thea D. Chiaradio

“I wouldn't have to learn twice about avoiding Mexican food on the weekends. Who knows how many girls I've helped by sharing my story?”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“Unless you're playing Who's Hiding the Ecstasy?, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it. I've got plans." Don't married people know that the last thing a single person wants to do on a Friday night is play a nutty game of Yahtzee? I'd rather take a bubble bath with my father.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands