Igzy Dewitt

“Although the scythe isn't pre-eminent among the weapons of war, anyone who has been on the wrong end of, say, a peasants' revolt will know that in skilled hands it is fearsome.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”
― Tad Williams

“The limits of my language means the limits of my world.”
― Ludwig Wittgenstein

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx