Greg Heath

“This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon. Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Acid House

“Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.”
― Tao Lin

“Keep mashin' for your ration.”
― Pimpin' Ken, Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

“A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. ”
― William Blake