Chloé

“I grossly miscalculated the trajectory of his hotness. He was fat, had three chins, and no neck. And he was bald. He looked like a giant toe.”
― Leah Marie Brown, Faking It

“Last week, Nathan left you at the altar. This week, you are a single woman honeymooning in the south of France. If that’s not reclaiming your power, I don’t know what is.”
― Leah Marie Brown, Faking It

“An elliptical machine does not excite me as much as a Gothic novel and a chicken chimichanga.”
― Leah Marie Brown, Faking It

“My mum refers to female genitalia as scones.”
― Leah Marie Brown, Faking It