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“An elliptical machine does not excite me as much as a Gothic novel and a chicken chimichanga.”
― Faking It
― Faking It
“If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.”
― Faking It
― Faking It
“I was grinding away to the climactic moan backtrack when I caught my reflection in the club’s mirror, hips rotating, booty shaking. Years later, Grace described my smooth moves as a sad epileptic white girl’s imitation of a twerk. Harsh. Could anyone look sexy dancing to lyrics that include “Sucky, sucky. Me sucky, sucky”? I don’t think so.”
― Faking It
― Faking It
“My bike seat-sodomized ass has me groaning in pain with every pedal.”
― Faking It
― Faking It
“Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia”
― Faking It
― Faking It
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