Jacob Bowman

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“He said he even wished everybody in the world looked exactly alike. He said you'd keep thinking everybody you met was your wife or your mother or father, and people would always be throwing their arms around each other wherever they went, and it would look 'very nice'.”
― J.D. Salinger

“I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer."

"What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle