Allison Glasgow

“When two people meet and fall in love, there's a sudden rush of magic. Magic is just naturally present then. We tend to feed on that gratuitous magic without striving to make any more. One day we wake up and find that the magic is gone. We hustle to get it back, but by then it's usually too late, we've used it up. What we have to do is work like hell at making additional magic right from the start. It's hard work, but if we can remember to do it, we greatly improve our chances of making love stay.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

“The function of the artist is to provide what life does not.”
― Tom Robbins

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut