Kali

“your review. But please don’t put something stupid like DarthFortniteLegend666.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 44: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yo, I can’t believe I have a dad,” said Jean-Cowphio. “That’s so cool. Do you do dad stuff like cooking barbecues and investing in the stock market and wearing a tie?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 42: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“She’s right. And with the galaxy in the state that it’s in right now, there’s no better time to try. You need to live like there’s no tomorrow because there very well might not be. Life is too short to carry grudges. All they do is poison your spirit and destroy relationships. I’m not saying you should condone everything Luke does because breaking the law is wrong, but if you can forgive each other for how you’ve treated each other over the years, you can begin to build a relationship where your guidance would be accepted and not just turned away.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 41: Search & Rescue: Space Wars 3

“Oh, it’s really, really violent,” grinned Alex. “Carl added some extra violence to the fights to make the story more exciting. Carl says we need to make sure there’s at least one decapitation in every book.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book