Kali

“I’ll be fine,” said Carl, rolling his eyes. But then, suddenly, his cheeks went green – even greener than they normally were. “Ooo, are you okay, Carl?” Alex asked. “I…” Carl muttered, “I… BLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!” Spidroth tried to dodge, but she was too slow… and got hit by a torrent of regurgitated potato. “Stop, you fool, stop!” she shrieked. “Arg, it’s gone in my mouth! It’s gone in my mouth!” “BLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!” said Carl. “BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“your review. But please don’t put something stupid like DarthFortniteLegend666.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 44: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She’s right. And with the galaxy in the state that it’s in right now, there’s no better time to try. You need to live like there’s no tomorrow because there very well might not be. Life is too short to carry grudges. All they do is poison your spirit and destroy relationships. I’m not saying you should condone everything Luke does because breaking the law is wrong, but if you can forgive each other for how you’ve treated each other over the years, you can begin to build a relationship where your guidance would be accepted and not just turned away.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 41: Search & Rescue: Space Wars 3

“CAN YOU JUST GET TO THE POINT, YOU MASSIVE WEIRDOS????” Carl shouted.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book