Kali

“AW YEAH!!!” roared Carl, punching the air. “PO-TATO! PO-TATO!” “I want to join in too!” said Alex. “PO-TATO! PO-TATO! PO-TATO!” “Yo, are we doing freestyle?” said Jean-Cowphio. “Let your boy JC lay down some bars. Uh, sometimes life can be pretty slow; but it don’t matter when you got pota-to. PO-TAY-TO! PO-PO-PO-POTATO! If you don’t know ‘bout ‘tatoes, then we ain’t homies no mo’. Uh, you know how we do. Jean-Cowphio comin’ at you like a sack of potatoes. Remember the name. And we won’t stop. Because we can’t stop. Straight outta Cow Village. Now and forever, baby. Peace.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She’s right. And with the galaxy in the state that it’s in right now, there’s no better time to try. You need to live like there’s no tomorrow because there very well might not be. Life is too short to carry grudges. All they do is poison your spirit and destroy relationships. I’m not saying you should condone everything Luke does because breaking the law is wrong, but if you can forgive each other for how you’ve treated each other over the years, you can begin to build a relationship where your guidance would be accepted and not just turned away.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 41: Search & Rescue: Space Wars 3

“Oh, it’s really, really violent,” grinned Alex. “Carl added some extra violence to the fights to make the story more exciting. Carl says we need to make sure there’s at least one decapitation in every book.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“We stowed away on your yacht; I hope you don’t mind,” said Ivy. “We didn’t mean any harm, Mister Dave, really we didn’t.” “Really, we didn’t,” agreed Chonky. “You gotta believe us, Mister Dave. You just gotta!” “See,” Carl said to Dave. “This is far worse than a Giga Bear.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 43: An Unofficial Minecraft Book