Lori Howe

“I Have Not Yet Begun to Procrastinate" which was the quote on Bay's shirt from "First Frost”
― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost

“it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”>”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“Given the state of airlines and airports these days, I travel extensively by opening a book.”
― Mark Rubinstein

“Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound.
Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?

NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.

Now, read this next line in your best crotchety-
old man voice:
"Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?"
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
It sure wasn't yours!

How do you do that?
How?!
It must've been magic.”
― Bo Burnham