Chop Snowbeard

“Winning doesn’t interest me terribly, in the sense that in anything I have ever done I have never wanted to be better than anyone else… I was not interested in beating anyone, just in getting better by myself.”
― Marty Feldman, eYE Marty: The Newly Discovered Autobiography of a Comic Genius

“There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”
― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

“Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

“He had not got where he was today by bothering how things worked. It was how people worked that intrigued him.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures