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“Okay, here is the problem,” I said. “Assignment means schoolwork, and Hawaii means vacation. And children do not actually like to mix those two items.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B., First Grader: Aloha-ha-ha!

“I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and That Meanie Jim's Birthday

“After that I behaved myself very good. I sat up real straight. And I did all my work. Work is when you use your brain and a pencil.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B.'s First Ever Ebook Collection!

“Then Mrs. confiscated my shiny glitter jar. Confiscate is the school word for yanked it right out of my hand.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business